Funniest Linux Kernel comments

Hi guys,

in this post I have some of the funniest Linux Kernel comments that the programmers have written in some sources files. Please add yours if you find other :-).

Personally I just used “grep” command in the kernel source directory.

All “suck” comments

All “sucker” comments

All “shit” comments

All “fuck” comments

All “bitch” comments

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  1. Why didn’t you use
    grep -B2 -A2
    (to also print the 2 lines before/after)

  2. Apparently, you have encountered a bug at your first (?) ounitg with Linux.All I can suggest is get another distro. Probably one with the latest kernel which might support your hardware better. Try open suse.

  3. Matt, this year you certainly have a chance to have your voice heard. Obviously, it has not always been that way. The thing that the Kanjorski’s of Congress do not get, is that we’ve brushed up on the Constitution, and plan to do something about it – which is why he so heartily hates “nuts” like you. He long ago got over thinking about who pays his salary.I hope you have the opportunity to make it inside a Townhall if he ever surfaces.In my state things are bit simpler. Inhofe and Coburn are my Senators. Most of our Reps. are very conservative also.

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  5. Pour vos herbes, wu ming, vous ratissez toujours aussi large ? Il me semblait bien aussi que vous n’étiez pas chanceuse à tous les coups…

  6. That’s a weuuht-olght-olt answer to a challenging question

  7. jezus kvind dit maar gezeik hoor van binne zijn we allemaal hetzelfde of je nou in god gelooft of iemand anders of niks wat boeit het tog allemaal.

  8. I hadn’t thought of using containers but that’s a great idea. Thanks so much for sharing!

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